Rock Of Love's Heather Plays Dirty
It seems like just the other day, Heather Chadwell was taking that limo ride of shame, after she was dumped by Bret Michaels on Rock Of Love. But let her be a role model for all jilted women reading this: Learn from Heather's example and don't get mad, get greedy! 
Yes, faster than it took her ill-advised "Bret" neck tattoo to scab over, Heather has figured out a way to profit from her widely televised heartbreak: She's going on tour with Talk Dirty 2 Me, the self-described "world's ultimate Poison tribute act," attending personal meet-and-greets with VIP-ticket-holders and basically extending her 15 minutes of fame to at least 17 or 18.
Assuming VIP ticket sales are good, this bold new venture ought to keep Heather off the stripper pole for a while longer. She might even raise enough cash to fund a few much-needed laser sessions with Dr. Tattoff. So here's hoping that Heather has better luck teaming with Talk Dirty 2 Me's lookalike singer, the man known as "Baby Bret," than she did with the real Bret.
And when the tour is over, maybe she can hit the road with Lacey's goth band, Nocturne, or help Rodeo sell her barbeque sauce!
SELL HIS GUITAR TO HER BROTHER, BUT SHE GOT
CAUGHT BY SECURITY AT HIS HOUSE. SO NOW SHE
BACK TO DANCING IN WEST PALM BCH. FLORIDA.
(THE PROBLEM IS THAT SHE CAN'T DANCE).
ACCORDING TO THE CAMERA MAN, HE GAVE HER
$50,000 DOLLARS TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE
ALL THE BULL-@#$% THAT WENT ON AFTER THE
SHOW. IF YOU GO TO WEB SITE VH1.COM, YOU CAN
SEE FOR YOURSELF AND LISTEN TO ALL THE
COMMENTS THAT YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO HEAR.
ALSO, THERE WAS ONE GIRL THERE THAT ACTUALLY
STOLE HIS CLOTHES TO RE-SALE.
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