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David Cook Schlocks The Vote

Posted Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:21pm PST by Lyndsey Parker in Reality Rocks

In 2008, after years of stagnation and status quo, America's voters once again had HOPE. The vote was rocked, and finally we had CHANGE. Some of us thought we'd never see the day that someone like this--fresh, new, different, charismatic, seemingly an underdog--would come out of nowhere to capture the attention and cult-like devotion of a nation, and then win by such a landslide.

But yes, he did.

I am, of course, talking about David Cook. Who did you think I was talking about?

Yes, in the seventh season of American Idol, David became the first rocker to win the Idol title. Many rock fans, including myself, had previously assumed only pop, R&B, or country singers had a chance of winning on this show...but David proved them all wrong, becoming the dark-horse season 7 favorite due to his inspired rock reinterpretations of Lionel Richie's "Hello" and Mariah Carey's "Always Be My Baby." David incredibly set out to do what even Chris Daughtry could not--rock all the way to the Idol finale--and the rock 'n' roll world rejoiced when he ultimately won. It was a new day.

But since David's victory on behalf of downtrodden rockers everywhere, he hasn't, well, been rocking all that much, really. First, on his inaugural single--the hokey triumph-of-the-spirit power ballad "Time Of My Life"--he was forced to croon truly cringe-inducing, clichéd couplets about magic rainbows, finding his wings, or some such non-rockin' nonsense. (At least, I'd like to think he was forced, by Clive Davis or 19 Management or whoever, since I still believe enough in David to imagine he would not choose to sing such drivel of his own free will.)

Sure, I was dismayed by the toothlessness and all-around unrockin'-ness of "Time Of My Life"--I still think the more uptempo coronation song David elected to perform at this year's Idol finale, "Dream Big," would have been a more appropriate and memorable first single--but again, I still clung to hope. Specifically, hope that 19 Management and BMG Records wouldn't make David record an entire album of mawkish mush like this.

Well, I'm becoming even more disillusioned after the release "Light On," the lead single and video off David's upcoming major-label debut album. It's a totally forgettable, generically Nickelbackian, rock-by-numbers affair that sounds like a tossed-off outtake from Daughtry's CD:

Ugh. Did I sit up all night rocking the vote, speed-dialing Cook's number at a tendonitis-inducing pace last season, so he could record this sort of pap? I thought this year was going to be the year of CHANGE! But this is the same old MOR stuff every C-list schlock-rock band is churning out these days.

However, having listened to David's independently released pre-Idol album, the now impossible-to-find Analog Heart, I know that he has the potential to make decent music. And so, I do still have some hope that David's album, being released next week, will feature a few actual hooky rock tracks. I know he can do it, if the Idol powers-that-be give him the opportunity.

Yes he can. Yes he can. Or can he?

2099 Comments

1. DUDE -
Hey Lyndsey!....and the record companies wonder why no one is buying?

2. ms_spencer08 -
That's because he WON.. 19 Management can make him do whatever they want.. obviously it's better to be David A at this point...but, David C knew going in that if he won this is what would happen.. Maybe second place is better, unless your Carrie Underwood or Kelly Clarkson! Those girls are awesome!

3. Yahoo! Music User -
what are you thinking??? David
Cook sounds great!! Can't wait
to get his album!

4. matthew -
Poor Bastard he deserves better than this, hell WE deserve better than this

5. bewitching -
I don't know, I kind of like that song. It is kind of the same 'ol, But it's a pretty good song.

6. Yahoo! Music User -
Check the whole album. It is awesome. Light on is not a great representation of the whole CD!

7. Yahoo! Music User -
actually I don't think David chose to sing 'Time of My Life", i'm pretty sure American Idol made him sing that as his first single. i've heard a rumor that the song the winner sings is written by a contest winner, so David did not choose to sing that....

8. mat -
hahahah American idol sucks

9. snoopy -
david cook rocks what all talking about you all don't know great music. his ablum rocks

10. Megan -
I totally agree about 'Light On.' Not a favorite of mine by far. I actually enjoy Archie's 'Crush' better. Lyndsey...I LOVE your blogs. You have some mad writing skills...pass some of your genious-ness on over!

11. AI KRIS ALLEN FAN 2009!!! -
I LOVE DAVID COOK AND HE SOUNDS SEXYER THEN EVER, I CANT WAIT TO GET HIS CD ON THE 18TH

12. Yahoo! Music User -
I knew he'd never go very far, David archuleta will outsell him, and he deserves it because let's face it DAVID ARCHULETA should have won but thank GOD he didn't otherwise we'd have a bad album like David Cook's :)

13. Ebony -
I heard his album and it not only Rocks, it's got passion, vocals, meaning, heart & soul, and yes, "It rock's"

14. Angela D -
I actually really liked it. Suprisingly enough.

15. scott -
I have no clue what song she justlistened to but apparently it was not the same one that i listened to. i think the song and vocal are spot on. as far as being a nickleback or daughtry reject song she has lost her flippin mind. i am in the 35 and up crowd and i find the song fresh with a hint of nestalga. she needs to go and listen to the latest top forty crap and leave good music to the rest of us.

16. Jennifer -
Honestly, the video for Light On made me weep with dispair! It reminded me of something I would have appreciated back in highschool..which was over 14 years ago! I was able to stomach the song itself, until the video came out, and now the whole thing just makes me think I wasted 700+ text votes! However, the other song he sang on SNL seemed to be better. I'll buy the CD when it comes out, I mean I didn't waste all those text votes for nothing!

17. James S -
I have to say that the start to this piece was absolutely horrible. The silly comparison of Obama to Cook was neither humorous nor witty. A very sophomoric and not-too-subtle start threw me off so much it was frustrating. You spent WAY too long on it. I am a journalism major by the way just trying to help avoid things like this...

18. gary hooker -
DAVID who?

19. Yahoo! Music User -
Whatever you would define as a "Rocker", no real "Rocker" would ever even think of selling out thier souls on American Idol. If David Cook is your definition of "rock", then really, music is truly in a sorry state.
I'm sorry, but rockers everywhere are not rallying around the sell-out that is David Cook.

20. Yahoo! Music User -
adnormally eggshaped head david should not have won adnormally short david should have won
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